Turns out it’s hilarious watching comics not laugh. Him and Richard Ayeode in that head to head killed me off and the songs… But this? Laughing so hard I actually cried. How the fuck did they hold back? Glad to see @RealBobMortimer (rightly) lauded as one of the greatest 👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/xmtOsdff6v
— Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii) April 4, 2025
The ‘im’ means “not” so ‘impossible’ means “not possible.”
— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) April 3, 2025
But we’ll let it slide because we know you took your life from negative to positive. https://t.co/JnpmeRe6fU
Maybe it's just me, but i hate that there's absolutely no logic to that list.
— Kadi🇪🇪🌻 (@TheFl0orIsLaVa) April 3, 2025
Alphabetical? No
Descending? No
Ascending? No pic.twitter.com/qU3vkWyfm0
"Hello Eurovision! Here are the votes from the Washington jury. Our 12 points go to……Russia." pic.twitter.com/n3BS0K8rqj
— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) April 2, 2025
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) April 4, 2025
NEW: From today we are making Adolescence available to all secondary schools across the UK through Into Film+.
— Netflix UK & Ireland (@NetflixUK) March 31, 2025
Additionally, healthy relationships charity Tender will produce guides and resources for teachers, parents and carers to help navigate conversations around the series.
— ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate) April 2, 2025
A villain can't use an iPhone in a movie.
— The Creative (@thecreativexx) April 1, 2025
Apple exclusive has it in their policy with movie directors.
If a person in a movie uses an iPhone, they're either the protagonist or the neutral cast. https://t.co/y9VQrNxPvn
These is something particularly crass and callous about announcing a 44% trade tariff against Myanmar, this week, of all weeks.
— Dara Ó Briain (@daraobriain) April 3, 2025
Does he really think he can take on penguins in a tariff war and win? Those guys don't mess around pic.twitter.com/JpQ03pd3Eo
— Dr. Ian Garner (@irgarner) April 3, 2025
“Yes, you’re wearing a suit, BUT DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU?!” pic.twitter.com/mll4NV9zNa
— Bearly Politics (@i_iratus) April 3, 2025
And their own chocolate. https://t.co/xhK3jrBFhC
— Cathy Beesley (@beesley_cathy) April 4, 2025
"no news is good news" not if you have anxiety and an imagination
— Hadas Weiss (@weiss_hadas) April 3, 2025
The FIA have introduced a new flag for this weekend. It’s a green flag but they set it on fire to signify “the bloody grass is on fire again”#F1 #JapaneseGP pic.twitter.com/3PUWnPnuWr
— Christian Hewgill (@ChrisHewgill) April 5, 2025
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